HUGS Author Unknown

No moving parts, no batteries.

No monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation proof, non-taxable,
In fact, it's quite relaxable;
It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.

It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.

Relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorate your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self esteem!

Your circulation it corrects
Without unpleasant side effects

It is, I think, the perfect drug:
May I prescribe, my friend,... the hug!

(and, of course, fully returnable!)